Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween 2013: Now Everyone Can Learn Something!

I did it again. My Halloween costume was bizarre, hard to explain, and related to something I discovered while writing this blog. Back in July I wrote about an excellent documentary called Resurrect Dead which investigates the existence of messages embedded in the pavement known as Toynbee Tiles.

Me as a Toynbee Tile

Your standard Toynbee Tile

The short version of the story is that someone or some people have been placing these linoleum tiles in roads across the country since the 1980s. The message is always "Toynbee Idea/In Kubrick's 2001/Resurrect Dead/On Planet Jupiter" which roughly means that historian Arnold Toynbee's theory - that you can resurrect everything that ever lived by gathering up all the particles - can be achieved on Jupiter, and Stanley Kubrick's film 2001:A Space Odyssey proves this. It's a really strange concept, and even stranger why the messages must be placed in roads.

Promo photo for the documentary Resurrect Dead

In September I saw a Toynbee Tile IRL in St. Louis. That's about as far west as you can find them. I nearly stopped traffic as I walked past it in the cross walk. It was an honor.

The Toynbee Tile I found in St. Louis on 8th and Main St. 9/13
Come October, I had a great idea for a cheap (yet confounding) Halloween costume. All it took was a black shirt and multicolored masking tape. And if it comes out wonky: no worries! Toynbee Tiles are typically mishapped anyway. Stick on some desperate paranoid statements if you have room. I managed to add an ominous "You Must" on my shoulder. Also, put some renegade smooshed tile (masking tape) on your face to complete the look. Note: make sure your face is completely clean, because it is hard to make masking tape stick to skin, let alone slightly oily skin. There was more tape on my eyebrows, but this photo was taken at the end of a fun night.


Keep it strange. Happy Halloween!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

I Knew You Didn't Feel Like Sleeping: Happy Halloween!


There is something macabre about most of my posts, whether it's a documentary about odd people, strange phenomena, campy and nostalgic TV shows, the horrors of mother nature, history, or a catastrophe. In the spirit of Halloween I compiled the spookiest of my posts. I've dished out a bit of true crime, a bit of horror film dissection, and a touch of the supernatural. Queue up your Netflix. This list will keep you occupied (and looking over your shoulder) through All Hallows Eve. 

Room 237

This documentary attempts to lay bare the hidden messages Stanley Kubrick left in his classic horror film The Shining. I recommend watching Room 237 and then take a crack at The Shining after. See if you can spot them all, or start your own Kubrick conspiracy theory!




VBS Meets... Issei Sagawa

An interview with a real cannibal who committed a heinous crime and is free and living in Japan... Be prepared for gruesome crime photos.

Hunting for a Quality Ghost Show

This is the most viewed post on Consume+Consume. This is probably true because a lot of people are hunting for a quality ghost show by typing this very headline into Google. If you do reach this article in that manner, will your prayers be answered? Click to find out.

Nightmares in Red White and Blue

History as told by horror films. See how since the inception of motion pictures art has been imitating life on a deep psychological level.

Cropsey and H.H. Holmes: America's First Serial Killer

Two stunning tales of serial killers from different eras, I paired these two documentaries in a post deemed a "double feature." Cropsey not only discusses the nightmarish string of murders of defenseless mentally challenged children, but also the horrors of the mental health system in the 1970s. H.H. Holmes:America's First Serial Killer tells the tale of a well respected doctor who committed murder to a scale never before  seen in the late 1800s. Whether you can stomach both at once is entirely up to you.

Sweet dreams!



Friday, October 11, 2013

Genre Defying Dramedies


Comedians agree: comedy is tragedy plus time. Some of the best comedy mocks the seriousness of a tragedy. What better avenue to take than making a parody of a drama? I have written articles concerning this before; how parody is so important in understanding ourselves. It's necessary to take a step back and realize what archetypes we've gotten used to and how silly they can be. This fall Adult Swim and IFC are turning out three comedies which are all brilliant parodies of television dramas. Get ready for amazing writing and surprising costars.

The Heart, She Holler

Conan O'Brian calls it, "An ambitiously left-brained show." It is my favorite thing to watch on Adult Swim right now. From PFFFR, the creators of the sick puppet show, Wondershowzen; witness protection reality show, Delocated; and the computer animated acid trip of a bungling bird man, Xavier: Renegade Angel, comes the hillbilly Gothic soap opera comedy, The Heart, She Holler.

The title is based on the titular family's last name, Heartshe, and the Appalachian pronunciation of "hollow." The entire show, in PFFFR fashion, is based on pop-cultural and political satire, as well as surreal and gross plot devices. The Heart, She Holler goes beyond satirising the twisting improbability of TV dramas, and brings it to absurdity. The citizens of the Holler are über hillbillies who have little sense of conscience, hygiene, or modern science. The science they encounter is of little consequence though, because this is a supernatural drama with curses, telekinesis, other dimensions, and a great amount of organ swapping. 

The Heart , She Holler

Featuring Patton Oswalt, as Hurlan Heartshe, cave-boy and heir to the Heartshe estate; PFFFR veteran, Heather Lawless, as Carrie-esq Hambrosia Heartshe; David Cross, who honestly needs a bigger role; Leo Fitzpatrick as The Reverend, who made his start in the 1995 film Kids; Joseph Sikora as Sheriff, who played Hans Schroeder on Boardwalk Empire; and Amy Sedaris plays Hurshe Heartshe in season 2 (replacing Kirsten Schaal). This may be Amy's grossest character to date, even over Jerri Blank.

A consummate professional

Playing the beloved Meemaw is Judith Roberts who manages to be the most amazing corpse-like woman I have ever seen. I just found out that she was the Beautiful Girl Across the Hall in Eraserhead. [Mind blown]


Judith Roberts above: Eraserhead 1971, below: The Heart She Holler 2013
The PFFR crew never disappoint in delivering the creepy. Each episode begins with a short clip from the 1981 documentary Vernon, Florida. It is reminiscent of their use of stock footage in Wondershowzen. Out of context these clips are unsettling. Read the Wikipedia entry on it and find out why it is in fact sad and creepy (and why the original title of the film was Nub City).
In summation: best show on TV this fall.


 

The Spoils of Babylon

This is a six part mini series by IFC involving Will Ferrell, Kristin Wiig, Toby Maguire, Tim Robbins, Haley Joel Osment, and Val Kilmer. Gosh, don't you LOVE it when comedians and regular actors with a sense of humor come together?! Based on the fictional book by fictional author, Eric Jonrosh (Farrell) The Spoils of Babylon chronicles the Morehouse family and love between brother and sister (Maguire and Wiig) in the setting of a Dallas style drama.


The trailer for this looks like a Paul Thomas Anderson movie. The production value is a testament to how serious this community is about comedy. Plot lines and punch lines aside, the stylistic choices - the detail and high production value - are what make a mockery out of real drama. It says, "we can take you on from all angles." I want to live in a world where Eric Jonrosh is an author, and people paid millions of dollars to make this over-the top mini series. The set up reminds me of Walk Hard, in the way it goes full throttle on making fun of a genre. I am looking forward to the premiere on January 9th at 10pm in IFC.

 

 

Filthy Sexy Teen$

Filthy Sexy Teen$
A parody of Pretty Little Liars and the wealthy teen drama genre, Filthy Sexy Teen$ is a pilot created by Paul Scheer for Adult Swim. It features Sam Trammell and Marshall Allman of True Blood fame, Steven Yeun of The Walking Dead, and SNL alum Chris Parnell and Casey Wilson. I cannot wait to see Allman and Yeun in their roles. I could have never guessed this group of actors would come together for this. Clips are few and far between at this point, but considering Scheer is behind NTSF:SD:SUV and Childrens Hospital this quarter hour comedy should be hilarious.